moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by
truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms
So here’s the biggest gardening hack that I don’t think I’ve seen anyone talk about before.
Terminator technology has not hit the shelves in most places. If you put these boys in the ground, they will grow and multiply. You can get enough soup beans to seed I don’t even know how much ground for like a dollar.
And man, you need to get on some beans. There’s a reason beans are cheap food: They’re one of the best staples in the whole world in terms of effort versus yield; especially the red ones, which grow in neat little bushes. You can have beans for ages with very little work. What’s more, bean plants are basically magic; they have a symbiotic relationship with nitrogen-fixing bacteria, which promotes soil health and can help revitalize damaged soil.
Anarchist Santa Claus said that the revolution must have bread; whel'p, wheat can be a tricky crop. Let’s have some soup, too.
all absolute wildness of this ruling aside without even looking at pics of this town i can already know that its an endless monotonous suburban sprawl where everyone’s yard is the exact same manicured turf. how dare native plants or useful domesticated crops dare tarnish the house 3 down from karen’s who might want to have fresh vegetables or use the land for something actually useful and constructive. if your home doesnt belong on the cover of a 1954 better homes and gardens magazine then you deserve to be executed on sight